Noah denkt™ - The Power of Balanced Reasoning
Memorandum of Understanding for Prospective Romantic Partners
Ever since the works of D.H. Lawrence, Sigmund Freud and Pat Benatar we, the signatories of this
document, are painfully aware of the fact that the synchronization of needs and desires between human
beings is severely hampered by the unfathomable depth of each individual’s emotional, intellectual and
psychological Hinterwelt. A very delicate rapprochement in the field of carnal relationship is hence more
than warranted. We …. (Names, Dates of Birth) … domiciled in …. (Addresses) … have therefore decided
to formally communicate to each other our general interest to entertain a physical relationship with each
other. Obviously we recognize the fact that any accord in erotic matters is highly dependent on the quality
of charm and appeal exerted by participants in different, individual settings. The signatories of this
document therefore agree that no blanket permission can be granted to each other in the field of sensual
interaction. The signing of this MOU does consequently not imply an obligation for any of the signatories to
enter into sexual interaction with his or her cosigner at all or at any given time. It merely fixes a favorable
disposition to perhaps do so at a later date. Any actual sensual interaction will therefore require additional
approval by both signatories on an individual basis. This specific and individualized consent however will
no longer have to be communicated in writing. It may instead transmit itself verbally or by way of willful
collaboration in a behavioral move by one of the cosignatories that could and should be construed to imply
a desire for further intimacy in the immediate aftermath of subject initiative.
To avoid painful misunderstandings now and at a later date the signing parties would, however, like to
specify the scope of sexual practices that they in principle consider to be applicable and acceptable to
their relationship at the time of the signing of this MOU. Absent further individual consent any sexual
initiatives undertaken by anyone of the cosigners of this MOU that falls outside the scope of the practices
specified below will have to be viewed as a hostile and harassing act. Such transgression by an individual
member of the signatory parties may expose the latter to the possibility of legal action, loss of social
reputation and professional stigmatization.
Both signing parties concur that the following individual sensual practices (see page 2) are to be viewed as
potentially applicable to their relationship. (Please tick appropriate box and feel free to add to the list as
you see fit)
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By including and providing copies of IDs and birth certificates, all signing parties verify that they have
reached the minimum legal age to entertain physical liaisons with members of the same or the opposite
sex. They also attest and provide medical evidence (voluntary) to the fact that none of the signatories of
this document was under the influence of drugs, alcohol and tobacco when signing this agreement.
Instead they affirm to validate this document on their own free will and in possession of the integrity of their
This MOU will be up for revision one year from now and it will expire on …. (Date)… if not formalized
otherwise by the signatories. Parts of this MOU or its entirety can be rescinded from at any time in writing
by any of the signatories without prior notice.
Both parties are aware that some of the aforementioned activities agreed upon may be in violation of local
laws in different states that they happen to find themselves in throughout their globalized existence. Both
parties hence agree to check the local codes before engaging into subject activities when away from
home. As a matter of principle, however, Swedish law will be applicable in case disagreements should arise
in the context of the implementation of this MOU.
(Place and Date) (Signature/ Party I)
(Signature/ Party II)
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appropriate or suitable for him. And to leave no doubt as to what this means we urge our user to also note our extended Legal
Love is a Battlefield, Memorandum of Understanding for Love, MOU for Love,
Pre-Romantic Agreement, Litigate sexual harassment, Misunderstandings in
Love, Pat Benatar and D H Lawrence